The nightmares of a two year old:
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T: Mommy! Mommy ! The monkey is sleeping.
NC: Yes baby the monkey is sleeping
T: No, it took my dress. It is a nasty nasty yucky monkey. It is in the house. It is going to hurt me.
NC: No, baby, there are no monkeys in the house. We left them at the zoo all locked up.
T: The monkey is at the door.
NC: No baby there are no monkeys at the door. I promise.
T: The kitty will attack the monkey when he gets in the house.
NC: Ok good thing we have a kitty.
nevercontrary 
This post was a lovely diversion! Thank you.
Kids are a wonderful diversion from reality at times
That’s lovely. I hope it didn’t happen at 3 a.m.
Oh no it was at bed time thank goodness.
Yes! Definitely a good thing! Guard cats are a must for monkey attacks.
Absolutely!
Really, what else are kitties for than to keep monkeys away??
I know right.
I have the same dream!
Maybe the monkeys are after us all!