The nightmares of a two year old:
T: Mommy! Mommy ! The monkey is sleeping.
NC: Yes baby the monkey is sleeping
T: No, it took my dress. It is a nasty nasty yucky monkey. It is in the house. It is going to hurt me.
NC: No, baby, there are no monkeys in the house. We left them at the zoo all locked up.
T: The monkey is at the door.
NC: No baby there are no monkeys at the door. I promise.
T: The kitty will attack the monkey when he gets in the house.
NC: Ok good thing we have a kitty.