There may only be a few of you that were following my blog in 2011. For those of you who were not I wrote this lovely little piece about my life goals HERE. In this post I discuss my disdain for new years resolutions as well as my three current life goals. The most important goal on my list was clearly learning to drink my coffee black.
Guess what my lovelies? I have not only accomplished this goal, I have blow that shit out the water. I now drink shitty break room coffee black.
If only you could see how this has increased my thug hipster image in the teachers lounge. I stroll in with my skinny jeans, my hipster thick glasses, and my worn out converse. Slowly walking towards the circle of teachers in over sized school sweatshirts hovering around the coffee pot as if it were the magic ticket out of that hellish parent conference you have waiting for you in the next room. They part as I walk over without even knowing why. I pour my coffee into my cheap paper cup and turn to walk away, having said nothing to them. By the time I get to the door I have chugged the entire cup of hot coffee and toss the cup in the trash. Leaving nothing but questions in my wake.
Thug hipster teacher goal check.
Now to come up with a replacement goal…..
That is the workroom equivalent of the “drop mic” move. Well done! Bravo.
I’m impressed. The coffee in our teacher’s lounge (middle school) is so nasty I’ve started using the Kurig (I have a stash of those “cups” in my bottom left drawer) in the office. And I even use half n half in it.
Dear lord I miss CCs! I think they have the best cafe au lait in existence. I really need to move back to Louisiana.
Come on !
One more year of school here, then I just need to work some Voodoo to make Tulane want me! They are my inspiration to study hard.
You are TOUGH if you drink Community coffee black, cold or no. I hail thee.
PS — Is your pee black too? And smell like chicory?
now that I simply cannot share 😉