Dear me it has been too long my sweet internet friends. I will not bore you with my excuses. Instead I will tell you some hilarious stories from my four year old daughter.
can I wear my crown to the zoo?
1.
Me- I told you a million times not to pour the water out of the pool
T- No, you told me three times.
2.
Me- Don’t eat that candy it is old.
T- No it isn’t
Me- It is from christmas, so do not eat it
T- Its not old, its not old, its not old
Me- your face is old
T- mom, not everything is old, except you
3.
T- I have a guardian angel. His name is peachin’
Me- oh really?
T- yes, he is teaching me to twirl without falling down and he is teaching K not to bite
Me- what does he look like?
T- points to Marc Anthony on my i phone, thats him.
4.
T- mommy I am ready for another tiny baby at our house
Me- Babies are expensive, we don’t have enough money for another one
T- because I cost money and K costs money?
Me- Yes
T- Well you can have my piggy bank money.
5.
Me- Why are you putting my phone in your book sack?
T- I need a phone at pre-k to text my friends, mom.
6.
T- I am turning four, so we are four birthday parties. And you know that.
7. My daughter came to school with me the last day of finals, for fun
T- Why do they keep giving me sugar? Don’t they know I have had enough sugar?
T- Do you take naps in high school?
Me- No
T- I can teach them how to nap in their desks, it’s easy.
Me- I don’t think that is necessary
8.
Me- Why did you hit me?
T- I am still learning to be good. I am trying but it is hard not to hit and bite people. I know you are teaching me, but sometimes I make mistakes. But, when I make mistakes and you get mad I know you love me anyway
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