I have often wondered where my obsession with aliens comes from. After much thought and deliberation it must come from my father. If you missed it here is a blog I wrote about my dad- promise it is a must read–
My whole life he has been filling my mind with Star Trek, X- files, and all books with aliens in them.
One episode of X-files had me so freaked out I was checking every ceiling corner of every room I entered for giant bat men for months.
The best alien moments my dad has provided me with
5. Teaching me all the different aliens in Star Trek
4. Getting my sister to convince me she was an alien. Yes I believed her. No I was not that young.
3. Spending friday nights with me watching X-files instead of letting me getting into typical teenage trouble.
2. Telling the nurse as she gave me a shot to slow early labor down, that she was giving me a shot because it was an alien baby and that is what you do to alien babies.
1. Yes he really said that to the nurse, so it totally deserves two places on the list.
I love this post! It is amazingly arrogant of humans to think we are the only intelligent life in the universe. I only hope what other life forms exist, don’t judge us too harshly.
I fear they are laughing at us they way we laugh at really bad reality tv shows.
My sister’s two oldest children had their little brother convinced that he was from Mars and he was made out of pooh. I still laugh uncontrollably when I think about it. And my sister had no idea until they fessed up to it nearly 16 years after the fact.
That is awesome!
I’m a huge X-phile, so my Friday nights were spent right there with you.
Nice to know I wasn’t alone.
I have always loved x-philes and alien conspiracies.
Which conspiracy is your favorite?
I hope he snapped a picture of your face when the nurse said that you…that’s love.
I think he was getting back at the nurse for asking me when I last had sex in front of him.
Hahaha! No dad wants to hear any of that business about their daughters.
No I wish he would not share his business with me. eww.
Alien baby?! Love it.
Doesn’t everyone wonder if they are having an alien baby?
Yes. I’m worried about what mine will really look like until he comes out
I wonder what your dad would have said about my alien twins? Especially as they were c-section. A total Sigourney Weaver ‘Alien’ moment!
Probably would still be saying they were aliens.
What do you think about crop circles?
I think some a legit. I think some are copy cats that people are trying to get famous from. But I guess I will never know unless I buy a farm and wait for them to come.
I cannot believe your dad said that to you during labor. He is amazing.
Indeed. Just yesterday he snuck my phone and started messaging my sister that I was really worried about him and she should bring him some cash. She totally bought it too. It was hilarious.
Ha! Your one and two. Awesome. So…is she? Alien? Curious.
She is quite different from all the other kids. So, I am leaning towards yes.
I AM an alien.
Only an alien would eat that banana bread.
I once convinced my sister that I was a ghost, and immediately afterwards that I was lying and was, in fact, a zombie. She is/was so dumb.
Oh don’t say your sister is dumb. Maybe you really are a ghost, but you don’t know your dead yet. Like that movie.
If I am dead, I am experiencing none of the benefits of being a ghost, which is a shame.
That is a total rip off. I wonder who you can talk to about this. You should get back ghost benefits.
You are very funny! I’m looking forward to more posts!!
Thanks