Dream Vacation Part Two

Upon arrival in Alabama one of the first things I did was look up family fun activities. Sure, I could have looked them up ahead of time, but I live on the edge. There were quiet a few amazing things to do. I even found a list of 97 family activities to do.

Item number 32: walmart- Super great option so much fun!

Item number 34: Dollar Store- Could it get any better than stuff for a dollar

Item number 37: Family Dollar Store- What! Family stuff for a dollar.

Item number 25: Old Time Pottery- Because New Time pottery is lame.  This store was actually awesome. If you ever come across one stop everything and go in immediately.

Item number 1: The zoo-  It was  great they let you feed  the animals and a bunch of animals just wandered the zoo.

Item Number 15: Pirate Putt Putt – Dark caves, giant waterfalls, tiny balls a toddler can throw, it doesn’t get any better.

The dark side of Christmas

Crappy Presents. Which means one thing layaway is back. Awesome. Now I can spend money every week on shit I don’t need from Walmart. Maybe I shouldn’t do presents this year. After all Christmas is not about the presents. Its about the music duh. Which is why I have convinced a group of people to go caroling with me. No I have never actually seen real carolers nor have I ever been caroling. But if I can’t have snow  then damn it I will have music. But what is music without hot chocolate and christmas cookies or and a tree. Can’t have a tree without presents. And now I’m back at walmart buying stupid shit no one needs. crap. If only we could find a way to defeat the walmart. Then we would all be free from crappy presents.

Which brings me to south park. A walmart goes into town. The people become crazed shopping at all hours buying things they don’t need because they were such a good price. The kids try and fight the walmart by killing its heart. Every where they turn people tell them it can’t be done. They get to the heart only to find that it is a mirror. The heart of walmart is its shoppers.

So if I can blame the success of walmart on its shoppers. Who can I blame for what the shoppers wear or rather don’t wear while at the store?