It’s time to play “Am I preparing for hurricane isaac or the zombie apocalypse…..” game <I’m singing game show music, you just can’t here it.
1. You go to walmart the only empty isle is the beer isle-
The answer is both a hurricane and a zombie apocalypse. Both occasions require lubrications.
2. Hoarding as much gas as possible.
Again, both a hurricane and the apocalypse. You need lots of gas to out run both a storm and a crazed zombie. Obviously.
3. Your facebook feed is suddenly inundated with people posting about how many batteries they have in their house.
I got nothing on this one. Batteries people? Come one really. Who even uses batteries anymore. Zombies, that’s who.
Based on my obviously scientific study, I can conclude that it is not in fact a hurricane of rain and wind coming my way, but in fact a swarm of flying zombies.
You have been warned.