I declare myself queen of this blog

Last week I asked for a few non traditionally funny topics, I received so many great ideas I thought I would throw a few together into a song.

To the tune of the theme song of fresh prince of bel air. You can play the song so you can sing alone with my new and improved words 🙂

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right
there
I’ll tell you how I became the Queen of
a blog called NC.
In good ol’ United States born and raised
In the school books is where I spent most
of my days
Chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool,
And all telling my  sister just what she
should do
When a couple of kids, they were up to
no good
Started taking sharpies to my blue room’s walls.
I sat one kid’s head and my mom got
pissed
And said “You’re sitting
here and  watching this  new  purple paint dry”
I Begged and pleaded with her hour after hour
But she sat me down and made me sit  and  watch that paint.
Damn I thought I would rather clean up poop
baby poop
I put my head down low and thought I
might as well kick it

I fell fast asleep and woke about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the room “Yo room
smell ya later”
I looked at my kingdom I was finally
free
To write on my throne as the Queen of NC