I declare myself queen of this blog

Last week I asked for a few non traditionally funny topics, I received so many great ideas I thought I would throw a few together into a song.

To the tune of the theme song of fresh prince of bel air. You can play the song so you can sing alone with my new and improved words ūüôā

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right
there
I’ll tell you how I became the Queen of
a blog called NC.
In good ol’ United States born and raised
In the school books is where I spent most
of my days
Chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool,
And all telling my  sister just what she
should do
When a couple of kids, they were up to
no good
Started taking sharpies to my blue room’s walls.
I sat one kid’s head and my mom got
pissed
And said “You’re sitting
here and ¬†watching this ¬†new ¬†purple paint dry”
I Begged and pleaded with her hour after hour
But she sat me down and made me sit  and  watch that paint.
Damn I thought I would rather clean up poop
baby poop
I put my head down low and thought I
might as well kick it

I fell fast asleep and woke about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the room “Yo room
smell ya later”
I looked at my kingdom I was finally
free
To write on my throne as the Queen of NC