Sometime you just have to get something off your chest. And no I do not mean the two beers you snuck into the movies with you inside your bra.
People seem to love to vent. It helps you let out the emotion you have been holding onto in order to remain professional and polite amongst other people.
So here it is folks, my vent:
1. I am super pissed that I have yet to win the lottery. Who do I have to screw to get a winning lottery ticket? Every time my dad buys a lottery ticket he smiles at the check out girl and says “I would like the winning lottery ticket please.” Obviously this is not working, or he is holding out on me.
2. Why do adults not get nap time in America? Who decided this? Well I am over this. I demand an afternoon nap! What do we want? NAPS! When do we want them? NOW!
3. Parents teaching their kids to hate. I could write a book on this one. No one is born full of hatred and fear about another person. That must be taught. It breaks my heart into a million pieces.
4. Ice cream has calories. What is that about? How am I supposed to justify eating all that Ben and Jerry’s?
5.When are they going to get around to discovering how to send people from place to place like they do in star trek? Beam me up Scotty! I have places to go, people to see. Someone get on this!!
I feel so much better. Don’t you?