In the restroom at school someone felt the soap on the wall was not good enough, so they went out and bought this soap.
Looks like it may have potential. I mean look at that green color. Vibrant!
I saw it and thought to myself goodness, I did not know hand soap could be invigorating. So I stood there and pondered do I want the traditional soap, or the invigorating cucumber melon soap experience. I live life on the edge, so I went for the invigorating hand-washing experience. And guess what y’all, It was a huge disappointment. Not only did the soap make not bubbles, it barely smelled of cucumber melon. I left the restroom felling disappointed not invigorated. I had to stop other people from making the same mistake, so I went back and left this on the soap.
Problem solved
Preventing hand-washing disappointment one bathroom at a time, that’s my motto.
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