Don’t forget to go pee first

I do not usually do book reviews.

However, you must go out and read this book: Seriously. Right now. Just Do It. Like nike, but with books.

The blogess.  The funniest blog I have ever read. Has written a book.

I have never laughed so hard in my life at the written word. Not only that, but it is truly inspirational at the same time. After reading this book I not only have a better sense of humor, but I have a new appreciation for being true to yourself against all odds. If you read only one thing this summer let it be this book.

A few of my favorite bits:

“And that’s how I ended up shoulder deep in a cow’s vagina squishing out the semen baster as a bunch of teenage boys looked on”

“You aren’t supposed to tell me your vagina is like a honda accord WE WORK TOGETHER”

“and then I got stabbed in the face by a serial killer”

“you might as well call it Jesus is bringing you vampires cemetery”

 

If you do not go out and get this book I will be forced to come to your house and read it to you out loud. But go to the bathroom first. I don’t want you to pee your pants.