It’s your bedtime

Every kid knows that the only reason parents make them go to bed is to miss out on all the fun things parents do at night. My daughter has come to this conclusion as of late.

And I can see why.

The first thing parents do when their kids go to sleep is eat whatever they want. That’s right all the cookies, soda, and crackers off the floor we can eat.

The second thing parents do when their kids go to sleep is watch really cool movies. Movies that are so cool we can’t let the kids watch because we are mean and unfair.

Next, we throw all our clothes and toys all over the room with no intention of picking them up.

Lastly, we eat your crayons. That’s right. Those crayons you get put in time out for eating all the time. It’s really because we want to eat them ourselves.

Too many choices

I have decided to tackle the age old problem of what movie to see on friday night. This can be one of the most challenging events of your week. In order to ease the pain of this process, I have created a short summary of what to expect in a few of the films that are out right now.

 

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Hunger Games-

This is a much anticipated film. It is set in a world where government uses fear to control it citizens. Something no one here could understand, so it may be hard to follow. However, if you enjoy watching children run around attempting to kill eachother it may be the right pick for you.

The Vow-

This is a romantic comedy. They meet. They fall in love. She forgets who he is. He tries to win her back. Most important part is the cast is sexy.

21 Jump Street-

A totally new concept. Men acting like they are in high school, while totally making fools of themselves at work. The originality in this flick is mind blowing. Where do they come up with these ideas? Men never act like that in real life.

The Lorax-

A children’s film. This film is about how a young man wants to impress a girl and in the process learns many wonderful things. This is the film you want your children to see. Because we all know the most important thing in life is getting someone to like you and then and only then will you find your destiny.

Project X-

Hangover but with high school students. Because a movie about watching underage drinking is somehow ok.

 

To further increase your movie enjoyment don’t forget to bring a date, make out, and throw popcorn at the screen.