God speaks in mysterious ways, or so I have been told.
And his message was very clear.
I stood up the other day and this was stuck to my butt.
damn god has sexy handwriting
I am not certain if was telling me I like boys or that he likes boys? But, Since we all know I don’t like boys clearly god was telling me that he is gay. Or he is a straight woman. Maybe the message wasn’t that clear after all.
nevercontrary 