You know what is wrong with America today?
Yes as a teacher I believe this wholeheartedly.
How did I come to this conclusion. Obviously the door to door religious salesmen in my neighborhood.
knock, knock … who is it? … It’s the Jesus people ma’am we are here to save you from the perils of the universe with only 3 easy payments
Every saturday a church group ( I am not going to say which church you can guess if you want) goes door to door in big groups throughout the neighborhood telling tales of how we are in the end times.
I decided that I had spoken with them enough times and put up a very classy silver no soliciting sign.
Now, one would think that this wonderful sign would strongly let solicitors know I am warning them to stay off my property.
One problem, they do not know what soliciting means. Dead serious.
I have taken to barely opening the door, yelling no soliciting and slamming it shut. Has proven to be quite effective.