These are a few of my favorite things, to hate.

Mondays and Tuesdays and gross smelly kittens,

Bright neon colors and warm sweaty summers,

Empty broken promises tied up with strings,

these are a few of my most hated things.

 

Creamy filled donuts and crisp peach cobblers,

yard work and cleaning and all of the cobblers,

Wild cats the fight with the moon on their fangs,

These are a few of my most hated things.

 

Girls in Bama dresses with red satin sashes,

Heat waves that stay on my nose and eyelashes,

Silver white hairs that make me look old,

These are a few of my most hated things.

 

When the job rocks, when the kid sleeps,

When I’m feeling glad,

I simply remember my most hated things,

and then I don’t feel so rad.

 

Mondays and Tuesdays and gross smelly kittens,

Bright neon colors and warm sweaty summers,

Empty broken promises tied up with strings,

these are a few of my most hated things.

 

Creamy filled donuts and crisp peach cobblers,

yard work and cleaning and all of the cobblers,

Wild cats the fight with the moon on their fangs,

These are a few of my most hated things.

 

Girls in Bama dresses with red sating sashes,

Heat waves that stay on my nose and eyelashes,

Silver white hairs that make me look old,

These are a few of my most hated things.

 

When the job rocks, when the kid sleeps,

When I’m feeling glad,

I simply remember my most hated things,

and then I don’t feel so rad.

 

 

 

*Loosely based off the Julie Andrews sound of music song*

 
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens,
brown paper packages tied up with strings,
these are a few of my favorite things.

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels,
door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles.
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings.
these are a few of my favorite things.

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes,
snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes,
silver white winters that melt into springs,
these are a few of my favorite things.

When the dog bites, when the bee stings,
when I’m feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
and then I don’t feel so bad.

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens,
brown paper packages tied up with strings,
these are a few of my favorite things.

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels,
door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles.
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings.
these are a few of my favorite things.
Girls in a white dresses with a blue satin sashes,
snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes,
silver white winters that melt into springs,
these are a few of my favorite things.

When the dog bites, when the bee stings,
when I’m feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
and then I don’t feel so bad.

14 thoughts on “These are a few of my favorite things, to hate.

  1. Lol I love parodies. I also love that on your “good” list is when the kid sleeps ha! 😉 I agree! BTW I am thoroughly enjoying my flowers. 🙂 We should probably skype today.

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