Hurricane or Zombie Attack? Asking the hard hitting questions.

It’s time to play  “Am I preparing for hurricane isaac or the zombie apocalypse…..”  game <I’m singing game show music, you just can’t here it.

1. You go to walmart the only empty isle is the beer isle-

photo borrowed from my cousin’s facebook. Shh don’t tell him.

The answer is both a hurricane and a zombie apocalypse. Both occasions require lubrications.

2. Hoarding as much gas as possible.

photo borrowed from my friend allison.

Again, both a hurricane and the apocalypse. You need lots of gas to out run both a storm and a crazed zombie. Obviously.

3. Your facebook feed is suddenly inundated with people posting about how many batteries they have in their house.

I got nothing on this one. Batteries people? Come one really. Who even uses batteries anymore. Zombies, that’s who.

Based on my obviously scientific study, I can conclude that it is not in fact a hurricane of rain and wind coming my way, but in fact a swarm of flying zombies.

You have been warned.

16 thoughts on “Hurricane or Zombie Attack? Asking the hard hitting questions.

  1. Good luck on your survival. But um, can you check the beer aisle for yourself and let me know what the zombie sales event prices are like for the upcoming long weekend?

  2. Oh man. This made me laugh out loud. Then again, zombie attacks are usually funny. Except on The Walking Dead. That’s some scary sh*t. I’ve been enjoying your blog…found it via SnideReply.

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