It’s time to play “Am I preparing for hurricane isaac or the zombie apocalypse…..” game <I’m singing game show music, you just can’t here it.
1. You go to walmart the only empty isle is the beer isle-
photo borrowed from my cousin’s facebook. Shh don’t tell him.
The answer is both a hurricane and a zombie apocalypse. Both occasions require lubrications.
2. Hoarding as much gas as possible.
photo borrowed from my friend allison.
Again, both a hurricane and the apocalypse. You need lots of gas to out run both a storm and a crazed zombie. Obviously.
3. Your facebook feed is suddenly inundated with people posting about how many batteries they have in their house.
I got nothing on this one. Batteries people? Come one really. Who even uses batteries anymore. Zombies, that’s who.
Based on my obviously scientific study, I can conclude that it is not in fact a hurricane of rain and wind coming my way, but in fact a swarm of flying zombies.
You have been warned.
nevercontrary 
I’m so glad I’m on the West coast! 🙂
Oh how wonderful. I do wish to migrate to the west coast.
Haha I love the beer aisle. People really know what counts!
Oh they have wild parties around here for hurricanes.
Good luck on your survival. But um, can you check the beer aisle for yourself and let me know what the zombie sales event prices are like for the upcoming long weekend?
The prices are going through the roof. You better stock up now.
I can confirm all of these as true. The only things I bought were a handle of Jim Beam<a and a bag of sun flower seeds. I tend to under prepare, but at least I have enough seeds to stave off boredom for a few hours.
One could survive for days on sunflower seeds.
Just have to be careful not to OD on sodium.
goodness gracious. crazy stuff.
Indeed.
You. Rock. My. Socks!
Well I do have a shirt that say math rocks my face off. So, I have been very cool for some time now. Even I can’t type that with a straight face. Glad you liked it!
Good thing they are headed for Florida.
Oh man. This made me laugh out loud. Then again, zombie attacks are usually funny. Except on The Walking Dead. That’s some scary sh*t. I’ve been enjoying your blog…found it via SnideReply.
Really Shout out snide reply! Welcome to my blog!