Conversations with my 2 year old:
Me- In five minutes it is bed time
Five minutes later
Me- Come here T.
T- No I’m not stupid.
In reference to her barbie skipper
T- I want Skipper to say hi to the boys.
Dad at Park- I can’t remember how old my kid is, I am a terrible father
T- He is stupid.
T- I want to watch bad guys
Me- How about a princess movie
T- No, bad guys.
Me- T, I don’t feel good sing me soft kitty.
T- Soft kitty, warm kitty… BAD KITTY hahaha.
At the splash park
T- points at a four year old- he is a baby he has a diaper.
kid runs away crying.
Wife to mom- I’m so sorry, I will make her apologize
Mom- no he needs to man up and stop wearing diapers.
At the park on the swings
T- Talking to one year old next to her- this is my mama my mommy is at school.
Dad takes kid and leaves.
nevercontrary 
You can write posts like these anytime 😉
Good to know 🙂
2 Year olds should really be running the world, they tell it like it is and they’re too cute too get angry at them.
Exactly !
“Man up and stop wearing diapers.” God, I wish someone had said that to my son!
ha ha ha
“Man up and stop wearing diapers” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week.
hows school?
hehhehe. :0)
🙂
I adore the words that come out of children’s mouths! Wish I’d written down more of the nuggets I got from my kids before they got so old! 🙂
They are naturally hilarious.
this is a great script!
Thanks!
SO adorably funny. We love the “soft kitty” song at our house — the person on the receiving end should be all tucked in, like Sheldon, for it to work, of course. 🙂
Seems like T has found a great way to weed out the losers at the park…
We do a big tuck in first as well!
There are so many losers at the park. What is it about parks?