Conversations with my 2 year old:
Me- In five minutes it is bed time
Five minutes later
Me- Come here T.
T- No I’m not stupid.
In reference to her barbie skipper
T- I want Skipper to say hi to the boys.
Dad at Park- I can’t remember how old my kid is, I am a terrible father
T- He is stupid.
T- I want to watch bad guys
Me- How about a princess movie
T- No, bad guys.
Me- T, I don’t feel good sing me soft kitty.
T- Soft kitty, warm kitty… BAD KITTY hahaha.
At the splash park
T- points at a four year old- he is a baby he has a diaper.
kid runs away crying.
Wife to mom- I’m so sorry, I will make her apologize
Mom- no he needs to man up and stop wearing diapers.
At the park on the swings
T- Talking to one year old next to her- this is my mama my mommy is at school.
Dad takes kid and leaves.