Has anyone tasted to new dum dum suckers lately?
They are not the wonderful suckers I once loved as a child.
They have all new flavors. Carmel, Cotton Candy, Strawberry Creme, Strawberry Watermelon, Blueberry, mango. And I can assure you they are awful. They have very little flavor and after a few moments they taste burnt.
What has become of my beloved treat?
The only logical explanation of course is aliens. Aliens have taken over american candy are slowly subduing us into a stupor. They are stealing all the good candy for themselves and leaving us with crap. Why? WHY?
Isn’t is obvious? They are super pissed that we won the planet of the year in last years Miss Planet Universe Pageant.
Be warned aliens I am onto you. Sure I let you into our movies and tv shows, but I draw the line at candy. And I fight dirty. So watch you back.