Has anyone tasted to new dum dum suckers lately?
They are not the wonderful suckers I once loved as a child.
They have all new flavors. Carmel, Cotton Candy, Strawberry Creme, Strawberry Watermelon, Blueberry, mango. And I can assure you they are awful. They have very little flavor and after a few moments they taste burnt.
What has become of my beloved treat?
The only logical explanation of course is aliens. Aliens have taken over american candy are slowly subduing us into a stupor. They are stealing all the good candy for themselves and leaving us with crap. Why? WHY?
Isn’t is obvious? They are super pissed that we won the planet of the year in last years Miss Planet Universe Pageant.
Be warned aliens I am onto you. Sure I let you into our movies and tv shows, but I draw the line at candy. And I fight dirty. So watch you back.
Do you remember coconut? With little bits of coconut sticking out as you made progress??
Darn you, aliens!! 🙂
I don’t, but I do not like coconut so that is probably why.
Go get ’em…the mission? Bring back the real dum dums and destroy the fakes..:-)
We should make t-shirts.
the only one i like is the cotton candy… but they only taste good for a few minutes, you are right
That is the only one I like too.
i ❤ the blue rasberry
I shall try that flavor.
Honestly, weren’t they bigger than chemical induced colors on a stick of today? I’m in for the battle…one lick at a time!
Good, glad to have you on the team. We are getting t-shirts.
And while you are at it Mr Alien, put more tootsie roll in the Tootsie pops too 🙂
Yes! We need a little more tootsie roll in our life. I suggest we bring back the song as well.
I loved the rootbeer kind!
I used to love rootbeer flavor, but the new ones are just not the same.