Karaoke anyone?

I was listening to my ani difranco pandora station when out of no where a target commercial came on. I was totally blindsided.

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It informed me that if I bought my groceries at target I would start singing. Not only would I sing all the time, but I would in fact sing while I shopped. I feel completely gipped. I have not only bought groceries at target, but other various useless items and I have not once started singing. I am left wondering why is my target not as song inducing as promised. It is like the time the Starbucks commercial promised me I could have my frappuccino with any flavor I wanted and then, they did not have any peppermint flavoring.

I know it is not just me who is getting left out because I have yet to see anyone else singing either. Which leaves me to wonder where are these singing people? How do I find them? And will there be free Starbucks with peppermint?

18 thoughts on “Karaoke anyone?

  1. I just want them to make a decaf frappuccino… They refuse to, even if you tell them you’ll wait an hour for it.

    Target’s prices make me sing on the inside… 🙂

  2. I confess. I am the singing people. I sing in Target. I sing in the car. I sing at work. My students think I’m insane, but in a good way. I even sing while I’m running. Pretty sure the other runners think I’m insane, but not in a good way.

  3. How about the new grocery store commercials that are so emotional you think it’s an LDS commercial rather than one for groceries! Totally inappropriate! I can’t even remember the name of the store I am sobbing so violently by the time they are over 🙂

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