It’s your bedtime

Every kid knows that the only reason parents make them go to bed is to miss out on all the fun things parents do at night. My daughter has come to this conclusion as of late.

And I can see why.

The first thing parents do when their kids go to sleep is eat whatever they want. That’s right all the cookies, soda, and crackers off the floor we can eat.

The second thing parents do when their kids go to sleep is watch really cool movies. Movies that are so cool we can’t let the kids watch because we are mean and unfair.

Next, we throw all our clothes and toys all over the room with no intention of picking them up.

Lastly, we eat your crayons. That’s right. Those crayons you get put in time out for eating all the time. It’s really because we want to eat them ourselves.

34 thoughts on “It’s your bedtime

  1. I can’t decide what’s funnier – the Hoover worthy free buffet or the after dinner Crayola nosh. Great post!

  2. Just wait until the crayon munchies turn in to text messages cravings…your son goes to bed, plugs his phone in to charge in the kitchen… I did fight the urge for a long time and then I caved…and invaded his phone. Fortunately, nothing good enough to make the papers.

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