It is that time of year again. Spring Break. America’s youth is so excited about the religious holidays that they run out to the beach and get wild!
Image from http://www.sandpiperbeach.com
For my followers, who are thinking, Damn didn’t she just have a week off for Mardi Gras? Why yes I did. This time I get 10 days. In case you needed another reason to wish you were a baller like me.
Spring Break can be a wonderful time in a young persons life. In order to ensure you and your friends make the best of your holiday I have compiled a list of must do’s for your week.
1. In the word’s of my dad – “Be good. And if you can’t be good, be safe”
2. If you hear a song about red solo cups come on and people start to cheer. Run away. And never look back.
3. If you get pulled over by the beach cops and they want you to be on their show. They are only asking you because you are drunk and stupid, not because you are cool and good looking.
4.When you pull that slutty dress out of your closet and think about putting it on for Easter sunday. Don’t.
5. Don’t forget to be awesome.
P.S. Check out the wonderful blog TheWaiting! She just got Freshly Pressed this week!!!
nevercontrary 
ok…there have been a couple of times recently when the pacific Ocean language divide gets in the way of clear communication…I’m hoping this is one of those times
Waht is a “baller”?
Coz…I think we use that word for something else….
It means you are really cool, have life everyone else wants. Often used to describe rappers.
ok…phew!
What does it mean down there?
its to do with male genetils. you really dont wanna know : /
Oh my no I think I will pass on the male genitals.
woops…did i spell that right? genetals? genitils? genetels ummmm…BALLS!
hahaha
When I was eighteen I wore a skin tight floral tube dress to church on Easter Sunday. Ballin’ outta control!
Of course you did and you rocked it!
Hey! That was MY dad’s go-to saying, too! Sometimes he liked to add, “and don’t get arrested.” 🙂
Great minds think alike!