Dear Spike TV,
Thank you so much for the Star Wars Marathon today. It was as if you knew I would be too exhausted to do anything today. I have only one request. Please stop the damn Trojan commercials. One every commercial break is over- kill. At this point even if I bought condoms I sure as hell wouldn’t buy those. But most importantly no one who is sitting around all day watching a Star Wars marathon is going to need an ultra thin condom any time soon. Sure you may have tricked them into thinking they could get laid and by a hot chick too, but that is just a cruel joke spike TV. Cruel. On the other hand maybe you are just trying to give all men hope that they too can be guy that gets the hot girl at the party.
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